Archive  Challu............

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Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar, where he lived, to Jalandar to meet his friend. He reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up his mother to expect him in the evening. But he didn't reach in the evening and not the next day either. When he finally reached home on the third day, his distraught mother ran and asked him " Arre Puttar, ki hoya?" (What Happened, My Son?)

The Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, "Oy, ye Marutti wale pagal hain, agge jaane waaste chaar gear banaate hain, aur pichche jaane waaste sirf ik?" (These Maruti Car people are crazy! They have four gears for going forward, but only one for going back!)

-Mohanty

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What does a Sardarji think when he sees a banana peel on the road?
Ajj bhii girna padega...:-):-):-):-):-)

-Vibin

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A Sardar was given the job of painting the white lines down the middle of a highway. On his first day he painted six miles; the next day three miles the following day less than a mile. Then the foreman asked the Sardar why he kept painting less each day, he replied 

"I just can't do any better, Each day I keep getting farther away from the paint can.":-):-)


-Kiran

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Q:Why couldn't the Sardar write the number "eleven"? 

He didn't know which "one" came first

-Kiran

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Santa Singh and Banta Singh were sitting on a tree and Santa Singh was singing a song. After 4 songs Santa Singh hung himself upside down and started singing again.
Banta Singh : Santa Singh, what is the matter with you? Why are you hanging upside down?

Santa Singh : I am singing the B side.

-Mohanty

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Why did the Sardar take the ruler to bed??

To see how long he slept:-) :-)

-Roby

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Sardarji is buying a TV.

"Do you have color TVs?"

"Sure."

"Give me a green one, please.":-) :-)

-Mohanty

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A student was asked to leave the exam hall while writing a test on Manin frame.. Why ????

"He was using copy books"  .. :-)  :-)  :-)  :-)  :-)  :-)  :-)  ""

-Anto

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Why do Sardars work seven days a week?

So you don't have to re-train them on Monday

-Mohanty

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Bantu returns from his first day at school and immediately questions his father." Dad, today we had a Spelling Class - All the other kids could only say half the alphabet, but I knew the whole thing. Is that because I am Sardar?"

"No son, that's because you are intelligent. " Bantu seeming content with the answer, asks his father another question, "Dad, today we had Math class - All the other kids could only count from 1-10, I could count from 1 to 20. Is this 
because I am Sardar ??"

"No son, that's because you are intelligent," replies his father. Happy with the answer, Bantu poses another question to his father, "Dad, today we had Medical Examination, all the other boys were shorter than me, I was at least twice their height. Is that because I am Sardar ??"

The father replies, ............................

No son, that's because you are 31 years old.

-Mohanty

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An elderly Punjabi admitted to ICU of a hospital requested that he take lessions in French. The doctor was puzzled and asked him why?


"Well, French is a language for heaven, I want to communicate with everyone in heaven if I die.


"But how are you so sure that you will end up in heaven? You might go to hell. What good French will do then?" asked the doctor 

Sardarji replies.......................................

-Mohanty

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A Sardarji is reading a interesting book, can you guess what is the book about ???? 

A book on how to read

-Sony

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Our sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column Salary Expected : He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he wrote 

Yes

-Mohanty

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Banta Singh was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defence.
"They should not put up such misleading notices,"said Banta Singh." It said , 

FINE FOR PARKING HERE

-Mohanty

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Q: Which day is stronger, Sunday or Monday?

A: Sunday. Monday is a weekday

-Swapna


BEPPO SINGH QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM MACHINE. 
 **************************************************************************************************Friend: What are you looking at?

Beppo: Singh: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.

Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it? 

" Beppo Singh: four asterisks! :)":-)  ""

-Dinesh.P

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One day a Sardarji talking with his friend....... 
Sardarji: We have to learn Telugu within 6 months or we will not be able to communicate with my child. 
Friend: Is it! Why? 


" Sardarji: We have adopted a telugu child and it will start to speak after 6 months. :)":-)  ""

-Dinesh.P

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Q: How do goats cry in IITs.......

" F F F F................. :)":-)  ""

Because they know F=ma 

-Nabeel

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Q: What will happen if you throw a red color stone to the blue color sea??

It will get wet :-):-):-):-)":-)  ""

-Deepak. A

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A Sardarji going to London on a plane, how can you steal his window seat?

A: Tell him the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.

-Madhu

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Did you hear about the Pakistani helicopter crash ?

The pilot felt cold, so he turned off the fan

-Alwin

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Why is it easy to weigh a fish ????

Because it has its own scales. 

-Arihant

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The captain of a ship wanted to smoke badly. He searched for a lighter in the whole ship but , did not find any..

But he was managed to smoke ...How....  

He threw few people from the ship and made the ship lighter and used it :

-Nabeel

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What was SARS known as before ?

Bahu,.......

 Kyunki Sass Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi Sass Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi :-)  :-) :-) :-) :-

-Sony

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What do you call a saint who sits in top and eat?

Appreciate(Up-Rishi-ate)  :-) :-)

-Nabeel

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Herolal is driving down the Delhi-Amritsar highway, when he spots Bhola standing in the middle of a huge field of grass.  He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that Bhola is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing.

Herolal gets out of the car, walks all the way out to Bhola and asks him, "Excuse me, what are you doing?"

Bhola replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize."

"How?" asks Herolal, puzzled.

"Well I heard they give the Noble Prize to people who are out standing in their field." :-) :-)

-Mohanty

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Talking about those days when there were no mosquito repellents and we had to spend sleepless nights. Sardarji was also experiencing the same every time he tries to sleep, one mosquito comes and disturbs his sleep with a sound "guooonn, guooonn."

He gets very irritated. He tries to cover his ear but the problem remains persistent. Ultimately he gets up and catches the mosquito in his hand. He is very kind and not for the blood shed but still wanted to take revenge. Happy as he is now starts singing a lullaby and says "so ja machchar, bete so ja". After some time he finds the mosquito falling in to deep sleep in his hands. Then...

"So he goes near it and says "Guoooonnnnn, guoooonnnnn." :-) :-)

-Mohanty

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Do you know the City that runs?

Honda City---------------------:-)

-Anto

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Sardarjee to Sunita: "I want to marry you"

Sunita: "But I am one year elder to you."


Sardarjee: "No Problem, then I will marry you next year.":-)

-Tom

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Qns: We cannot have _________________ for breakfast

 Dinner 

-Raghesh

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The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would

loose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor to report he had

lost the weight, but he had a problem. "What's the problem?" asked the doctor. 

"I'm 2400 kms from home."

-Mohanty

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TEACHER: Johnny, why are you doing your maths sums on  the floor?

JOHNNY: You told me to do it without using tables!

-Jewel

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Ramu: Hey.. I have a problem. My system is not booting up!

Somu: may be, its internal buses are on strike..check out!

-Sandeep

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Which is the dangerous city in the world?

Electricity  :-)

-Anto

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Prasad asks Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar.  Why? Why?
Tendulkar is an opener. :-)

-Mohanty

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. :-) :-) :-)

-Vibin

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Shahjahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko Dekha,

Har Kaleen Ko Dekha, Har Dwar or Deewar ko dekha, Har Lage hue Khambe

ko Dekha. Har Khidki se dekha, Aur Bola......... (guess kya bola hoga???)

MAA KASAM !! BAHUT KHARCHA HO GAYA !!!!!!! :-( :-( :-(

-Sanjay

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There are 2 hairs on a bald man's head.
They fall in love with each other and want to get married but cannot get
married due to some difficulty...
Whats the difficulty ?

Under Indian Laws 'BAL VIVAH' is illegal.

-Asif

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If an American goes to space,He is called Astronaut
If a Russian  goes to space,He is called Cosmonaut
Guess If a Keralite goes to space what he will be called??

COCONUT!!

-Trivikram

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What is the full form of SINGH?
Sardar Insaan Nahi Gadha Hai  :-)

Anita Menedal

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Why did the Santa climb the glass wall ?

To see what was on the other side

-Ganesh

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On getting the maximum possible score in the GRE(?!!),Lalooji's wife asked Lalooji to speak in english. What did Lalooji say to his wife?

A: Capital Mein Bholoon Ya Small Mein Bholoon

-Trivikram 

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Ek Gadha ped par  chadha to oopar baithe Haathi ne poochha:

H: Tu pedh pe kyun chadha?
G:  Apple khaane
H: Lekin yeh to Mango tree hai !!

G: Maloom hai, main apple  saath laaya hoon !!!:-) :-) :-)

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A conversation between Ravikiran and Jathin

Jathin:Where are you going Ravi?

Ravikiran: LA.

Jathin:Why not LB?

Ravikiran: Why?

Jathin: Because you are in Phase-0

-Anto/Jathin

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 A lady went to a restaurant and ordered a bowl of soup.

 Lady : Waiter, what is this soup called?

 Waiter : It is called special chicken soup.

 Lady : But I see no chicken in it!

Waiter : That's why it's so special!

........Jyothilakshmi

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Agar Edison Ne Bulb nahi Doondha Hota Toh Kya Hota?

Hum Ko TV andhere mein dekna padta!!

-Trivikram 

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What do u call a fat, stout woman waiting for someone ??????

Motivating

-Jathin

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Q. How do you express a complex PJ?

Ans:   P + iJ

-Sindhu

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Q. Roby and Mohanty both have got Nokia 2100, but why Roby's is lighter and Mohanty's heavier?????

Ans: Because Mohanty has stored more data but Roby has not... :-):-)

-Sony

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Why Shiv is not seen in the morning?

Ans: Because he is P.M. not A.M.     :-)

Courtesy........Swapna/Jyothi/Anto 

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Q. Can you make a word with only two prepositions?

Anto

Ravikiran

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